Best statements of the day

May 22, 2008 at 12:17 am (plays well with others)

Fabulous boss lady, responding to a question about how funds meant for continuing education can be used:

Well, you have a lot of flexibility, but, no, I don’t think they can be used for anything. I mean, it’s not like you could use them for pole dancing classes.

Oh if only I could!

Former roommate:

I know you said something about no presents necessary, so instead I would like to take you for a post-S factor class drink one of these days at a non-douchey, non-marina bar. If we see a popped collar, we will leave….after we finish our drinks.

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