Things My Father Said to Me Today

April 29, 2009 at 11:17 pm (the fam)

Oddly enough, there’s a theme.

Don’t worry BS, we’ll get this done. It might take the removal of a few fingernails or a bit of waterboarding, but I’ve got the Bush administration memos authorizing me to do that.

Hang on, it’s hard to hear you, I’m getting a manicure.

Yeah, yeah, the Yankees lost. You can’t see it, but I’m flipping you the bird.*

*This happens a lot.

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5 Comments

  1. amber said,

    Your father gets manicures? 🙂 I’ve never heard of a man (in reality) doing that.

  2. Jess said,

    But the Yankees didn’t lose. I’m confused.

  3. BS said,

    Amber – It seems so. Think more Southern dandy and less metrosexual. He’s the kind of guy who would go to a barber shop for a straight razor shave. If he starts wearing polish, I’ll get concerned.

    Jess – They lost to the Red Sox. Actually, the got SWEPT by the Red Sox. And that was the important part as far as I was concerned.

  4. fabulous girl said,

    Everyone here in Mets land was very happy to see the Yankees get swept.

  5. Bridget said,

    The memos from the Bush administration is hysterical. 🙂

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