Email from Dancing Roommate

July 29, 2009 at 3:14 pm (plays well with others)

“I totally misplaced a big hunk of red onion the night before last.  Did either of you use it?  If so no problem.  It is just disturbing me that I’ve lost an onion somewhere in the house.”

Honestly? My first thought?

Check the freezer.



  1. Bridget said,

    Let’s just hope she didn’t leave it in her bedroom.

    This is hysterical. 🙂

    • BS said,

      Still no sign of it. I’m 99% certain one of us saw it sitting on a kitchen counter and tossed it, but that 1% doubt is niggling.

  2. MJ said,

    I find the weirdest things in my freezer. My boyfriend thinks sticking random items in the freezer is a fun trick.

    • BS said,

      I would absolutely find that amusing. And I immediately thought of the freezer because I’ve found the cordless phone in there on more than one occasion after wondering where I could have put it.

  3. SoMi's Nilsa said,

    Or the microwave (I did that trying to thaw frozen raspberries in college). Or the oven (my roommate used to leave food there all the time – it’s a miracle the apartment didn’t ever catch on fire!!!!).

    • BS said,

      I can’t decide whether the smell of a microwaved onion would be delicious or disgusting.

  4. Sediqa said,

    I can’t believe she actually noticed the onion was missing.

    • BS said,

      Oh yeah, I’m sure she intended to use the rest of it at some point in the future. I would have noticed it.

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